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#12868

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Jan. 18, 2024, 1:20 p.m.

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Sahu: Who cares? Sahu: Who gives a rat's patootie?

#12888

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Jan. 24, 2024, 9:15 a.m.

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// Talking about Stephen Decatur Stein: He died in a duel. Diego: Hell yeah! That's the best part of America.

A middle school in PG county is named after him

stein, diego

#12889

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Jan. 24, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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// Cell organelle campaign Glenn: Next up... we have.... the cell wall! Glenn: We get to watch Chaewoon dance!

#12924

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."

#4: abelian group, #5: entire class erupted in thunderous applause

complex, schwartz

#12930

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Jan. 31, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding

#12950

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Feb. 1, 2024, 11:22 a.m.

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Rivkah: Do you not like thinking about engaging in reproductive activities with Andy Ying? Katz: I do not very much think about engaging in reproductive activities with anyone.

#12969

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Feb. 2, 2024, 2:47 p.m.

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// Video on removing ticks Video: You don't want to twist, you don't want to jerk, you just want to pull steadily up.

#12972

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Feb. 2, 2024, 4:14 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, february 2 "This book was written by a professor at a small Jesuit college, so it contains a few religious references scattered thruout, which I find cute." "'It is raining in Death Valley.' That is a statement about the world, which may be true or false. '3^2 = 9' -- that is a mathematical statement, which is true. 'All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.' No comment on that one." "I got some new markers, which don't erase so well. So who wants a forearm workout?" "My wife and I just let everyone else freak out, while we watch from the sidelines." "I suddenly don't feel like teaching you anything." "Some years, I have students who take Logic, and at the end of it think that logic is stupid and unneeded, and they have a point." "This is the entire epsilon-delta definition of a limit. Who's with me? Katz is with me. That's all I need."

#1: Discrete Mathematics with Proof by Eric Gossett (2003)

rose, discrete, katz

#12973

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Feb. 2, 2024, 10:27 p.m.

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Schwartz: Don't teach irrational numbers to ancient mathematicians. They will burn you as a heretic.

#12979

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Feb. 5, 2024, 10:33 a.m.

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// After the fifth minute of Dylan going around the class and rizzing people up in Chinese Nikhita: I'm getting second-hand embarrassment.