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June 1, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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Rose: There's not much I have control over, but I do have control over the fact that we're gonna freakin' do number five! Student: It's number four, page five. Rose: Number four.  Whatever.

#3480

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Aug. 30, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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Donaldson: If you're not an honest person, come talk to me after class.

#3560

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Sept. 15, 2011, 6:27 p.m.

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Zachary: Ms. Thomas, what movie are we watching? Thomas: Your face! Zachary: That's literally the sexiest movie ever!

#3568

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Sept. 18, 2011, 4:55 p.m.

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Cuadrado: If you scream in here, I'm not going to tell anyone. As long as you scream en español.

#3649

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Oct. 6, 2011, 7:03 p.m.

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//Cross country team is carrying Hannah in a shopping cart Runner: Hannah is really light, so we should run really fast down the next hill. Hannah: NO, the fact that Hannah is light does not mean you should kill her.

#3658

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Oct. 11, 2011, 7:39 a.m.

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//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...

#3661

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Oct. 11, 2011, 5:25 p.m.

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Stein: You can tell I'm thinking when there's steam coming out of my ears Saurav: You're not thinking, then.

#3718

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Oct. 28, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: You know, there are 10 times more bacteria cells in our body than human cells. Eva (absentmindedly): Yeah... Mr. Rose: ...DUDE! Like, dude, really?! Are you serious? I'm only ten percent human by cell! //later Mr. Rose: I found out about this last year and now every time I think about it I just start freaking out all over again.

#3754

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:42 p.m.

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//Adrianne and group are presenting Ad Slogan project Adarsh: So, are you like, serving the frosties melted? Adrianne: No, no- Adarsh: What?! Then, you should be serving them with a spoon! Adrianne: Umm...no. Adarsh: This is unacceptable! I eat my frosties with a spoon! //class proceed to argue on how slogan for frosties should be interpreted for next 20 minutes

#3769

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Nov. 9, 2011, 5:39 p.m.

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//going over problems Rory: Wait, Mr. Rose, why is it like that? //Rose explains Rory: I still don't get it. Rose: So you kinda just don't like this problem... It's OK, we'll talk it out. I'll beat you into submission.