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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"

#8963

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Feb. 1, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.

#9020

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Feb. 22, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

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Kirk: That's the weirdest thing I've said all day: my computer got crashed by a high-resolution GIF of french fries.

#9067

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March 25, 2021, 12:51 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: I will award 3i bonus points to those of you who remember the log song.

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April 14, 2021, 12:40 p.m.

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Rose: What are they? Rose: Boxes Rose: What's going in them? Rose: Weasel Lunch

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Oct. 7, 2021, 9:21 p.m.

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//Talking about grades Edward: Like, how do you even get a D in a class? Sam: Talk to the Discrete kids.

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Nov. 11, 2021, 1:41 p.m.

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// 3rd Period Rose Rose: I wish I was more like Cirincione. Class: Why Rose: ... I don't know!

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Nov. 11, 2021, 11:27 p.m.

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// Stein walks into Mr. Rose’s room during class; rose is teaching addition of linear and sine functions Rose: Who can think of a real world application for this sort of function? // No one answers Stein: Maybe a ferris wheel? Rose: It’s linearly increasing though, what kind of ferris wheel would that be Stein: …a ferris wheel to heaven?

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Nov. 16, 2021, 2:58 p.m.

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// bio with delaney, doing amylase lab delaney: are there different french words to mean mix for solids and liquids? student: idk, french people are weird delaney: hey my grandma was french! she was french-canadienne student: well ur grandma is cool if she’s french-canadienne delaney: my grandmas dead. student student: i’m sorry delaney: she died of alzheimer’s student: student: that runs in my family delaney: me too student: // delaney walks away

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Nov. 22, 2021, 2:11 p.m.

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Duval: I had my kids help me brainstorm. They were worthless, of course.