#5540

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Sept. 18, 2015, 6:41 p.m.

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//first to enter Piper's room Me: Where is everybody? The bell-- Piper: It rang hours ago! Me: Is everybody at functions? Piper: That's 5th period. He doesn't keep them through 6th, does he?

#9688

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Dec. 22, 2021, 12:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. After a conversation about sonic booms, the class is in a conversation about how sound cannot travel in space. Ari: Yeah, just saying, silent explosions would be SO MUCH COOLER than loud explosions. George: Did you mean, the type of explosion where you tie two masses together with a piece of string and cut the string? // (See #9641) Ari: No, I mean, blowing stuff up. Like "boom" explosions. Like arson.

#10280

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March 16, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Kaluta is drawing power outlets Jerry Song: Blue pill and a red pill. Michael Wang: I like pills. // Later, we are measuring voltage with test probes Jerry Jing: Stick it in deeper!

#5662

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:18 p.m.

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//Courtney takes Ben's backpack Ben: I'll get you for this! //Ben starts quoting movies Ben: I'll get you my pretty, and my umbrella back too! Courtney: Aww, did you just call me pretty? //Ben starts to panic Ben:No, I called you "My pretty" //Courtney bursts out laughing Courtney:That's worse! //Ben sighs Ben: My brain just isn't working right now.

#7893

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Jan. 28, 2019, 11:11 a.m.

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//Robo Noah Palosky: Anika, I was being a civilized person and pretending to hit you in the face.

#13235

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March 22, 2024, 8:15 a.m.

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//Ziyad wondering what munting means //Gugan reading about munting Gugan: Ziyad, wanna go munting with me? Ziyad: yeah! wwait NO! Leo: *dies* Justin: Dont ever speak again gugan

#797

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Nov. 3, 2009, 1:03 p.m.

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//Contreras is lying across a desk Kaluta's Substitute: Are you sure you're gonna make it? You don't look too good... Contreras: Nah, I'm just tired. Sub: I hope it's just from exercise and not a virus...

#1230

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Piper: Actually I'm not cool, I'm pretty hot.

#1699

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March 21, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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//Condensed version of a very, very long story (half hour roughly) Sarah: Hey, Mr. Schafer, can you have ice cream that doesn't melt? Schafer: I'm not sure... Sarah: But does it exist? Vishnu: I got this Mr. Schafer, I got this! It can't exist, it melts at room temperature! Student 1: The winner should get ice cream! Schafer: Or cookies! Sarah: But I'd rather have Indian food! Vishnu: My mom makes that, there's always leftovers! Schafer: So if Sarah's right, you bring in leftovers, and if you're right, she brings in cookies. But how will we know who wins? Student: We should vote! Schafer: So, you guys give your evidence, and we'll be the jury. You guys total 30 votes, you two don't get to vote, and I count as 32 votes. Student: That's not fair! Schafer: Life's not fair. Student: This is the strangest bet ever. Schafer: BUSINESS PROPOSITION! //Later on... Bae: I looked this up on my iPhone, and I found this article about it. Schafer: Great, he looked it up, now he's got all the power! Bae: So apparently there's this pudding-ice cream-thing that melts into pudding and therefore isn't solid. There's a picture, too! (shows) Vishnu: But pudding isn't ice cream! Sarah: But it should still count, it starts as ice cream! Vishnu: But it still changes! I win this! Schafer: Yeah, he wins. You owe him cookies.

#1911

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May 12, 2010, 11:42 a.m.

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//Playing Jeopardy about Vietnam war Manuel: What government tried to establish Communist control in South Vietnam? Group: Um... Manuel: Time's up. Viju's group, do you have an answer? Viju: THE WAR FOR 800!