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Jan. 20, 2021, 11:52 a.m.

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Student 1: Who's listening to music? Just wondering Student 2: I'm listening to music at all times within my head //later Kirk: I'm with you there, [Student 2]. I'm listening to music in my head, even when I'm not listening to music out loud.

#10267

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March 15, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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// Scibowl prac Caleb: Hermaphrodites are perfect.

#10770

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Sept. 7, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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Delaney: The cube is pink, which means that it's basic. Delaney: But once we add acid...

#12247

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Oct. 4, 2023, 2:19 p.m.

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Bannister: There was a recent hate incident at the school. There was a video of students doing the nazi salute outside of the school. Student: What is the nazi salute? Bannister: I don't even know it. //Bannister proceeds to do a nazi salute.

#12743

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Dec. 15, 2023, 1:39 p.m.

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Eric: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Jason: ??????? Jason: ...because 7 is greater than 6? Jason: Wait why??

#13266

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April 5, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Jack: I hate to break it to you Soren, but Turbo isn’t real

#11750

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April 14, 2023, 7:31 p.m.

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Andy: ap chem is an easy 5

#3229

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April 13, 2011, 5:44 p.m.

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//Freshmen are conducting Chem R&E experiments in R&E and someone starts using sulfuric acid. The smell of rotten eggs starts to permeate the room. Student: EW, IT SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE!

#9501

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Dec. 3, 2021, 8:20 a.m.

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"digest it. think about it. love it. " - kyei

#10262

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March 15, 2022, 8:27 a.m.

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//Sean is holding a preserved cob of corn. Sean: It's rock solid! You could give somebody a concussion with this! Delaney: *begins to walk away* Isaiah: Let's try it, then! *picks up corn and takes aim at Sean*