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#9515

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Dec. 3, 2021, 4:03 p.m.

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Lodal: I feel like robots with teeth are better than robots without teeth.

#9621

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Dec. 14, 2021, 12:50 p.m.

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Hinkle: You don't think I'm a socialist?!?

#9808

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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Andy: Why does Nurse Joy say "Hope to see you again" at the Pokécenter? Duval: She's sadistic.

#9862

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. Schwartz breaks down again Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember those days too.

#9966

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Feb. 11, 2022, 8:51 a.m.

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//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"

#9986

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Feb. 14, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: The world is continuous. Dami: Thats deep

#10464

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April 22, 2022, 8:12 a.m.

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// kyei qotd is "what's your most recent win?" Konchok: I found this really cool game recently Kyei: which game Konchok: among us

#10508

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April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

#10539

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May 5, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.

#10583

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May 18, 2022, 12:11 p.m.

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Diego: I shower and sleep with my clothes on.