#11963

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June 8, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//showing the derivation of a formula in quantum Schafer: what do we do now? someone: e it up Schafer: YES! I’m glad you called it by the correct name. Andy and Jerry: *confused looks * Schafer: We don’t exponentiate both sides, we e it up! Andy: Must be a Kirk thing. Schafer: No, it’s a me thing! From back when I got to teach math here.

#11987

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June 13, 2023, 9:41 a.m.

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// Jesse Jing doesn't see the cinnamon rolls in the hallway Jesse Jing: Where did you get the cinammon roll? Pavan: Open your eyes, you're Asian!

#12188

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Sept. 21, 2023, 4:44 p.m.

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Gugan: I will attack your mom from the south. Chorus: GUGAN NOOOOO!!!!!

#12523

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Nov. 15, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Doris: Mr. Sahu do you have a wife/girlfriend? Sahu: did you just assume my ORIENTATION! Doris: nononononon. ok do you have a partner? Sahu: ... Sahu: no. no i don't...

#12701

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Dec. 11, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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//Sahu takes someone's phone Sahu: *looks at phone* i hope you lose this game Class: oOOooOOooOOoooOOOOoOOoOoOOOooOOOOoOOooOoooOooOOOOooOoOOOOooooOOooOOOOOoOOoOOOOOOOoOOOOoOooo

#12960

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Feb. 1, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Some textbooks use lowercase Qs. Some textbooks use capital Qs. Schafer: I try to use both, just to confuse you.

#13305

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April 16, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: Did you guys know there's no school Monday. It's like a fake day Sai: A faux day Rose: yeah you're gonna have a video assignment Natalie: womp womp Rose: womp womp is right!

#13339

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April 26, 2024, 7:45 a.m.

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Jason Yao: What is Armenia? Jason Yao: Like I know what it is functionally but what is it? Jason Yao: No but like the country is th- no fuck you

#13357

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May 7, 2024, 8:34 a.m.

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Rathmell: I hope he's not secretly a serial killer..

#444

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June 19, 2009, 9:32 p.m.

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//Hammond's first-ever Gtalk chat Hammond: AsI'm being climbed on by a 35 year old...veyr hard to type. :-) Jacob: 35? Hammond: 3.5 Hammond: hard to type... :[)