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May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...

#3163

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March 28, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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Theresa: I got waitlisted from Rice today... I'm kind of disappointed but now I'm just nervous for other college letters. Theresa: The end of this week will be stressful, but luckily I turn 18 tomorrow. I can deal with it better because I can buy cold medicine and tobacco and porn now!

#4379

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Jan. 7, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1A, Cathy is trying to get Matthew's attention from across the room Cathy: Hey Matthew, I need your help. Matthew! Turn around! MATTHEW! What does it take to get someone to turn around? BOZO! Matthew: *finally turns around* Huh?

#7470

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May 4, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.

#7809

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Dec. 13, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

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Mr. Gonzalez: Let's put real butts in real seats

#8207

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June 4, 2019, 9:48 a.m.

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//pd 4 analysis 1a Rose: This is the goofiest class period. That was supposed to be a 10 second aside.

#8269

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Sept. 5, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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//Lunch, student 1 is arm-wrestling with himself //his left hand wins Student 2: Why is your left hand stronger?

#8286

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Sept. 16, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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//Sujay pulls Schulman along on a dolly through the hallway //Passes some seniors Sam: Ladies. //Rolls off into the distance

#8393

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Nov. 18, 2019, 2:21 p.m.

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Stein: Alex Dong! Stein: Go take a walk if you have to Stein: You've got to stay woke

#8684

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Oct. 23, 2020, 12:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: We have one answer... that is incorrect. I'm not going to say who it is. *cough cough* Henry!