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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. Schwartz breaks down again Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember those days too.

#9966

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Feb. 11, 2022, 8:51 a.m.

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//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"

#9986

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Feb. 14, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: The world is continuous. Dami: Thats deep

#10464

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April 22, 2022, 8:12 a.m.

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// kyei qotd is "what's your most recent win?" Konchok: I found this really cool game recently Kyei: which game Konchok: among us

#10481

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April 25, 2022, 5:57 p.m.

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//Rose writes the censored i-word on the board Rose: I know there are some trolls in this class, but if you know what this is, just keep your slimy mouths shut!

#10539

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May 5, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.

#10971

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Oct. 13, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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Stein: Sam Du, I'm telling you an interesting story. Wake up. Stein: One of my children, for the purpose of this story, I'll call her Martha. Victor: That's her real name. Stein: That is her real name. // Later, Victor is on his phone Stein(to Victor): Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her that you love her.

#11161

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Nov. 15, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer talking about air resistance and drag Schafer: If I have two balls, and one was subject to drag... Whole class: Trying not to snicker

#11291

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Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!

#11354

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Dec. 22, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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//P3 Bio. Glenn is giving a quiz the day before Winter Break. Glenn: "Question 7, this will be multiple choice. If a fire breaks out in the laboratory, you should... Pour water on the fire... Run around like a crazy person... Try to cut the flame with scissors... Tell the instructor... Pour butane on it... Circle around the fire, chanting..."