#9355

99

Nov. 12, 2021, 2:59 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, november 12 "You can be monotone, but at least be monotone together." "Hilarious that in second grade, I was already scheming about how to get out of school." "Breathing is awesome!" "When we're talking about -- I'm gonna channel my inner Josh here -- when we're talking about *this* ..." "Schwartz walked in one day when I was talking about this. He asks, 'why would you think that?' And then he yells, 'GAAAAA! PURINES!'" "Please don't scream in the middle of the quiz." "Are you sitting there thinking 'what the hell's happening?' A little bit? Good." "You all have this wonderful thing called the Internet available at your fingerprints. Your fingertips? Whatever. It's somewhere." "I'm gonna quiz you on Mara." "Do you need to draw all those nitrogenous bases? No. That would be cruel and unusual." "I can start being more complicated and difficult."

#9354

1010

Nov. 12, 2021, 2:44 p.m.

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Subayi: "Vous regardez la télé." You watch the TV. Maybe you watch two TVs at once. Since many of you are rich, you might watch three TVs at once.

#9353

88

Nov. 12, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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// Talking about nucleic acids and how to remember them Duval: Schwartz just walked in and said "GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Purines."

#9352

99

Nov. 12, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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// Talking about poision ivy Duval: So I was in 2nd grade, scheming on how to not go to school. Duval: And I decided to strip down and roll around in a patch of poison ivy.

#9351

1515

Nov. 12, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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Duval: *pointing at Jacen* he spells his name wrong

#9350

77

Nov. 12, 2021, 1:08 p.m.

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Student: Theoretically, we could knock someone out and harvest their spit. Duval: True, but we're not going to do that.

#9349

1315

Nov. 12, 2021, 1:03 p.m.

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Leela: People are hot and wet.

#9348

1414

Nov. 12, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Subayi: This class must be very boring. // Students enthusiastically nod their heads Subayi: I don't know why you're taking it. Student: We have to take two years of a language Subayi: Go, take Spanish instead. Maybe that will be more interesting.

#9347

57

Nov. 12, 2021, 9:59 a.m.

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// talking about the Fall of the House of Usher Rao: I think part of it is about mental illness. Student: Yeah! WHOOO!

#9346

2323

Nov. 12, 2021, 9:54 a.m.

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// A few days after the stabbing in the parking lot. Kyei: I left and this happened. Kyei: I am literally the glue that holds this school together.