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⚐ ReportDonaldson: So let's say that Michael is driving Laura at 50 meters per second...and let's put Raymond in the middle of the street with them heading straight at him, for simplicity of math's sake.
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⚐ ReportMike: I don't understand why people credit Diocletian with ending the Crisis of the Third Century. He divided the empire in two, which, if you do the math, actually made it _less_ unified.
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⚐ Report\\Talking about how the UAE has a Ferrari theme park Freeman: This is what happens when you have a ton of money and no way to buy cocaine
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⚐ ReportFreeman: Sometimes Dubai is called the Las Vegas of the UAE. People would be like, "Yo Rashid, look at me up on this Bentley!"
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⚐ Report//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.
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⚐ Report//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!
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⚐ Report//During AP World, Talking about Greeks being great artists Whitacre: Who was a famous artist in Ancient Greece? Agam: Michaelangelo? Matthew: Isn't that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
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⚐ Report//During senior unity day //Mrs. Johnson goes to table full of magnets Johnson: Let's go dance! Magnets: Dance? //Mrs Johnson goes to another part of the table Johnson: Who wants to come dancing? Magnets: Dancing? Johnson: Who wants to do math problems? Magnets: MATH!!!!!
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⚐ ReportFreeman: Algeria had a lot of French people. Not like Africans who speak French, but actual white guys with cigarettes.