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#4458

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Feb. 26, 2013, 8:39 p.m.

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//Stat homework, explaining random vs. arbitrary selection; Matt shows a page that displays the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 Matt: Sankar, pick one. Sankar: One. Matt: Why did you chose one? Sankar: You said pick one, so I picked "one". Matt: OK, pick another number. Sankar: One.

#4457

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Feb. 26, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

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Horne: You know how the guy from Family Circus covers his eyes and then pretends that everyone goes away? //Horne covers his eyes, nothing happens Horne: Sh*t.

Horne was hopeful for a second there.

horne, lang

#4456

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:33 p.m.

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//The bell rings earlier than Rose thought it would. Rose: I thought the convention for this class is 7.5 minutes, not 5... HAKAN!

Rose makes his class set the clock forward, but Stein always changes it back. Also it wasn't Hakan's job.

hakan, rose

#4455

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:26 p.m.

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//Talking about snap, crackle, and pop. Rose: Every year some kid asks me which came first: the cereal or the physics.

#4454

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:25 p.m.

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//Explaining jerk Rose: Let's say there's a speed camera nearby so you're driving at 25 mph... because there's really no other reason to drive at 25 mph.

#4453

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Feb. 25, 2013, 4:57 p.m.

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//Ms. Backus is subbing in for Duval. Backus: I need you to write your names REALLY BIG, my eyes aren't as good as they used to be. Cathy: Ugh...

Cathy's handwriting is this size in real life.

cathy, bio

#4452

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Feb. 22, 2013, 4:29 a.m.

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//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst.  *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?

#4451

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Feb. 21, 2013, 1:52 p.m.

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//In precal, talking about angles Giles: What quadrant is 400 degrees in? Class: Quadrant one! Giles: 200 degrees? Class: Quadrant three! Robert: Still quadrant one! Giles: Apparently you hate degrees more than I do. Robert: Wait, I thought we were talking about ovens! //Class laughs //Class stops laughing //Robert continues laughing

#4450

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Feb. 20, 2013, 11:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein gave out articles to read in his Sports Statistics class.  He just sent out an e-mail. Stein: This kid who lives in my house says I never gave him a copy of the article...

#4449

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Feb. 20, 2013, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: Before 9-11, you would arrive to the airport 10 minutes before your flight and go through security with your concealed weapon.