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#12039
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⚐ ReportStein: Jerry Song, have you finished your homework yet? Jerry: Yeah. Stein: Then do another variable. Jerry: Nevermind, I don't think I'm done.
#12038
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⚐ ReportStein: Back when I taught 7th grade, which was 100 years ago, I had this ceramic statue of the thinker. Stein: So every time a student said something particularly observant, I would place the statue on that student's desk. Stein: One day, at a parent-teacher conference, there was a student that was particularly naughty. Stein: His mom and I were yelling at him and he was crying. Stein: He yelled to me "I hate you, I hate this class, and I hate that statue." Stein: It seemed like in slow motion when he got up and smashed that statue into a million pieces. Stein: So that was the end of the thinker statue award.
#12036
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⚐ ReportStein: If you want to be a teacher... *Class murmurs "you gotta take attendance"* Stein: So I said that in Mr. Rose's class and the class said "so I guess Mr. Rose isn't a teacher."
#12035
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⚐ Report// We were writing qualities a good gym teacher should have Charles: You guys want me to be God or something.
#12034
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⚐ ReportGus(struggling to read what he wrote): Oh that's what it says. I can't read my own handwriting. Jacobs: Will I be able to read it then?
#12033
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⚐ Report// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo
#12032
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⚐ ReportRose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.