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#11647

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March 8, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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HC: Billy Joel was not sleeping in Music Theory.

#11646

810

March 8, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Schwartz(talking to himself): I am definitely tripping over that sometime soon. Andy(reading the box): Wallops first aid kit... Andy: Well in that case, if you do trip, at least you'll have what you need!

#11645

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March 7, 2023, 1:58 p.m.

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// Hart explaining benzene Hart: So one night Kekule has a dream, which was probably drug induced… Jerry Song: So in order to learn organic chemistry you have to be one with the organic chemistry. Jerry: Do drugs kids!

//mod note: just make sure you're not accidentally getting fentanyl!

orgo, jerry, hart

#11644

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March 7, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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Smolen: College is hard to get into. Smolen: Silly bastards stealing our money!

#11643

1313

March 7, 2023, 9:50 a.m.

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Smolen: They said there was a crescendo there and I say bite me.

#11642

1313

March 7, 2023, 7:56 a.m.

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Schafer: My son Matthew would always ask why the other cars were going forward when I reversed my car. Schafer: Teaching a 2 year old relativity is tricky.

#11641

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March 6, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m so fun they call me mushroom.

there wasn’t much context for us //mod note: fungus ~= fungi = /'fʌŋ.gaɪ/ ~= /fʌn.gaɪ/ = fun guy

fun, fot, mushroom, kaluta

#11640

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March 6, 2023, 1:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Now I get to write ‘ass’ on the board. Fun!

permuting the characters a, s, and s

rose

#11638

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March 6, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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Smolen: These are your last moments of passion with your elementary lover.

#11637

06

March 3, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Stein: That was a good question. Stein: Does anybody else have any good questions? Or any bad questions? Stein: Except about televisions.