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#11367
2020
⚐ Report// pd 8 srp, bosse is giving long spiel about posters and presentations Henry: Wow, this class is worse than actual study hall
#11366
1012
⚐ ReportRose: Can I get a nod, yknow, like you’re alive, on earth, and know things, and are awake?
#11365
1517
⚐ ReportRose: Say you’re going to- let’s keep it simple- Italy. So you’re walking around, and you don’t know Italian, and you go to a grocery store, and hold up a tomato, and you’re like, “what’s this.” And they’re like, uhh, yknow, it’s called… Rose: Rose: …Gregory.
#11364
1315
⚐ ReportIsak: My most controversial quote on Blairbash is just me defending the color orange. Isak: The thing is, orange is scientifically the best color. Carlos: Scientifically? Isak: Yes. If I say 'scientifically', you can't argue with me.
#11362
1111
⚐ ReportBurnell: 1848 was when Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto with his homeboy Frederich Engels.
#11361
88
⚐ ReportBurnell: It's very frustrating, losing to someone I should be beating. Burnell: Or shouldn't be beating.
#11360
77
⚐ Report// Analysis 2 video, Dessa(Schwartz's cat) is meowing Schwartz: Cat, you're not dying, you're fine. Schwartz: You don't need food, you got food two and a half hours ago. Schwartz: You'll get it in another hour and a half, go away. *Dessa meows again* // Later Schwartz: Cat, you're fine. Stop trying to bite my ankle for food.
#11358
77
⚐ ReportSchwartz: The fun thing about alumni returning is that they realise that the things the teachers were telling them are true. //later, multivariable calculus and ducks on the board Schwartz, erasing: Nooo! You shouldn't see that. The ducks can stay. The alumni came in and drew ducks. Schwartz, later: I am trying to draw around the ducks. We'll see how long I can keep this up. Schwartz, later: I'm gonna turn this into a thrice-iterated integral, killing some ducks in the process -- and decapitating another one in the process. //later, Schwartz justifying his forgetting the names of alumni Schwartz: I also have a family, and about five people I knew from college who I still hang out with. //students audibly amazed