#11310

1010

Dec. 13, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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Stein(to Carlos): Sameer what's your last name? Carlos: Lopez.

#11309

1111

Dec. 13, 2022, 9:45 a.m.

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Stein: I don't do math. I just ask my students to do it for me.

#11308

13

Dec. 12, 2022, 7:14 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: Pablo, you're exerting force against Donald Trump Also Mr. Jacobs: John, you're exerting force against Beyoncé

#11307

810

Dec. 12, 2022, 8:16 a.m.

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Burnell: Viva la France! Burnell: They're gonna win the world cup. Burnell: Why? Because Mr. Burnell has a lot of money on them.

#11306

68

Dec. 12, 2022, 12:03 a.m.

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Zachary Parsia: Expired condoms are useful...for making babies

#11305

88

Dec. 9, 2022, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: Pick a number between 0 and 2. Student: 3!

#11304

5353

Dec. 9, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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Street; You see, I'd be worried about getting fired... Street: But I'm trying to get fired

#11303

2929

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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Lodal: I just want to let you guys know, if I die in this classroom, and one of you knows how to reanimate my corpse, you're welcome to do that.

#11301

1111

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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Rose: *snaps his fingers for like 10 seconds* Rose: Alright, we did it. We axiomatized the natural numbers. *class erupts into applause*

#11300

1515

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:27 p.m.

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Lodal: You like hearing me say your name out loud, don't you? I guess I should say your name out loud more often.