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#11243
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!
#11242
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: If you have ground nails, as in iron nails, mixed with soy sauce base, that's vegan. Andy: Not if someone stepped on the nail. Ace: Well in that case that's just cannibalism. Andy: I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as vegan... Ace: No, I don't think so.
#11241
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*
#11240
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⚐ ReportMogge: To prove that she was gentle, what did she carry around with her? Ram: A knife! Mogge: No not a knife! //pause Mogge: Well she did carry a knife but what else?
#11239
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I don't procrastinate. Jerry Song: Procrastination implies that you actually do the work before it's due.
#11238
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⚐ ReportBurnell: I'm going to exclude the women from this. Burnell: Not that women don't have the power to kill, because they do.
#11237
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⚐ ReportBurnell: Right, an autopsy! Burnell: Like, looking at dead bodies and figuring out what happened to them. Burnell: Just for those who are into that in here. No judgement.
#11236
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⚐ ReportBurnell: As you know, my lectures are supplemental. Andy: So in other words, they don't help.
#11235
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⚐ Report//Ostrander before UMD competition Ostrander: First requirement of the test: you must be awake to take the test. Ostrander: Technically, you don't have to be awake, but if you want to get any points ... //later Ostrander: This is the one time when it's okay to be selfish. //later Ostrander: We're not being selfish -- we're being equitable.
#11234
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⚐ ReportDiego: There's a statistician at my dad's office who makes more money from gambling than his job at the office.