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#10980

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Oct. 14, 2022, 8:47 a.m.

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Burnell: I will be spending the weekend painstakingly grading your SAQs while hopefully watching Michigan beat up Penn State.

#10979

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Oct. 14, 2022, 7:52 a.m.

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Viveka: Some people eat their ashes. Viveka: Like Jeffrey Dahmer. Viveka: Or Jeffrey Dahmer's toilet!

#10978

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Oct. 13, 2022, 3:26 p.m.

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Katie: They were playing baby shark, I swear! Solomon: Who, the CIA?

#10977

1010

Oct. 13, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Kirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula

#10976

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Oct. 13, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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// Discussing how to unsaturate fats Jerry Song: What's wrong with trans fats? Jerry: Are you homophobic?

#10975

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Oct. 13, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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// P7 fot, Schwartz walks in (as Schwartz is about to leave)Sean: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost!

#10974

26

Oct. 13, 2022, noon

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O’Donovan: Is there anything you guys are allergic to? Jerry Song: I’m allergic to water. O’Donovan: Fine, do it under the fume hood!

#10973

26

Oct. 13, 2022, 11:50 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Magnesium has 4 states. Jerry: Solid, liquid, gas, and ribbon!

I love using Mg ribbons for pchem labs

jerry, pchem

#10972

1414

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:56 a.m.

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// Demonstrating an experiment Stein: Alright so we block 1000 people into different weight groups. Stein: This is America, so let's make 500 of them heavy people.

#10971

1113

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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Stein: Sam Du, I'm telling you an interesting story. Wake up. Stein: One of my children, for the purpose of this story, I'll call her Martha. Victor: That's her real name. Stein: That is her real name. // Later, Victor is on his phone Stein(to Victor): Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her that you love her.