#10202

48

March 8, 2022, 2:08 p.m.

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Ace: Non-military time needs two extra characters. Jerry: You know how much two extra characters is? That's like an entire two extra characters! Andy: You guys are extra!

#10201

1313

March 8, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//mathphys study hall Schafer: What am I hearing? Booyya: *pauses video of bubbling deep fryer* Korean fried chicken. Schafer: Okay.

#10200

1717

March 8, 2022, 10:47 a.m.

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Subayi: The French and the Spanish...they are very patriarchal. Even if there are 10 women and one man, the conjugation is still man. Subayi: Now, don't tell your parents and have them threaten me, I didn't say this. Subayi: I even voted for a woman to be president! She didn't win, but she should run again. Subayi: I wish Hillary Clinton was president. We had...45 male presidents, and they're all the same.

#10199

28

March 8, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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//Class is about to end Schwartz: I’m watching the clock. We got 30 seconds.

#10197

1010

March 8, 2022, 8:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: What is language but an agreed delusion? // Later Schwartz: I see a squiggle here, I also see the same squiggle here. Schwartz: Let's switch the squiggle, let's make a new squiggle.

#10196

79

March 8, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// Learning about WWII Addi: Who was the leader of Japan in World War 2? *Student starts jumping up and down with her hand raised* Student: Oh! Oh! I know! It's Kim Jong-un!

#10195

1820

March 8, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// End of a proof, Schwartz uses the clapper, Gabe reaches for clapper Schwartz: No, you lost yours! Class: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Now that's how you're supposed to lose. It should be authentic! Schwartz: However, for most of your life, you're winning, you just don't know it. Sean: No, I'm Sean! Schwartz: If I were Duval, your nickname for the next 2 years would be "Winning." That's how she does things.

#10193

1818

March 8, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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//Delaney talking about his hockey game last night where someone on the other team argued with the ref. Delaney: This man got 30 minutes worth of penalties AFTER THE MATCH ENDED because he couldn't shut his mouth. Delaney: He was just going off on the ref, talking about male genetalia and what he could do with it too. Delaney: Pretty much the most amazing display of "dumb man" thing I have ever seen in my life.

#10191

39

March 7, 2022, 5:02 p.m.

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*stares at traffic honking for about 25 seconds, says nothing* *returns to passing out packets*

#10190

1111

March 7, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.