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#10062
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⚐ Report//going through text on label Kaluta: Next is "huz". Class: Hertz? Kaluta: No, "huz". I'm a silly teacher. Class: Huz? Kaluta: It's "hertz", you silly kids!
#10061
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⚐ ReportSubayi: Let's go to our friends Damon & Jo [YouTubers]. They're gonna explain it to you. Subayi: They're also gonna drive me crazy in the process, but that's okay.
#10060
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⚐ Report//on time management Delaney: Maybe you've already slammed out all the mitosis and meiosis stuff, and you do other things that you decide are a good use of your time. //Delaney briefly stares at Student, who is busy on his laptop //later, reading example of bad email Delaney: From "imcoolurnot@gmail.com", subject "Yo". Delaney: "Hey girl, my naviance is brokin. Get it fixed b4 my deadline. Hit me up." Delaney: I get emails like this from [Student] all the time.
#10059
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Here, come up and touch the battery to prove it doesn't shock you. Will: *touches battery, jumps 2 feet, starts screaming in agony*
#10058
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⚐ Report// fot, demonstrating voltage, kids are struggling to move Mr. Kaluta as part of the demonstration Student: this is what happened during Chernobyl, guys.
#10057
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⚐ ReportRao: When I was in college my class had 2 grades. Rao: One was the 10 page research paper about the Soviet Union and the other was an oral exam. Rao: For the oral exam, the professor would have this huge stack of cards and he would shuffle them. You randomly picked 3 terms and had to have a conversation about them. Rao: That class terrified me.
#10056
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⚐ ReportRoberts: How would you practice this? Roberts: You wouldn’t! Ohhhh snap! // Later, student asks to go to the bathroom Roberts: When might you finger and airbow? Roberts: While you’re going to the bathroom?
#10055
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⚐ Report// Innovation period Sahu: I remember there was this teacher I had, and he fought in Vietnam. Sahu: There was this girl in my class who would always say "mIsTeR sTaLLeNs i nEeD HeLp" Sahu: And one time, she asked for help 5 times in one class. Sahu: And Mr. Stallens said: DON'T YOU SAY MY NAME NO MORE IN CLASS
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⚐ ReportSahu: Just a heads up, 30 minutes left because today's an innovation day. Sahu: Boy are we gonna get innovated!
#10053
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⚐ Report// JIF vs GIF debate in ADSB Kyei: That sounds stupid. What other word has the sound "gif" in it? The entire class simultaneously: GIFT Kyei: ... Kyei: Ok, moving on.