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#4343

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Dec. 10, 2012, 10:42 a.m.

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Ms. Hanak: I have kids; when you try and put something in my hand, I do not hold it.

#4342

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Dec. 9, 2012, 9:14 p.m.

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//Discussing fanny packs John: It's my magnet toolbelt! Sankar: Magnet toolbelt, not magnet tool belt. There's a big difference.

#4341

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Dec. 9, 2012, 8:37 p.m.

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//During AP World Christine: My parents speak really bad English! Whitacre: You mean poor?

#4340

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Dec. 9, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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(Speaking in an anecdote) Mr. Klein: So when my wife was planning her wedding- Liam (Interrupting): Wait a minute, planning HER wedding? Not OUR wedding? //Pause Klein: Oh. Well, I showed up and did what they asked me to do!

#4339

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Dec. 9, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

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//Going over motifs Clay: And what is this called? Albert: Of Mice and Men. Clay: .....facepalm //Class laughs Albert: Wait, I don't get it.

#4337

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Nov. 30, 2012, 9:03 p.m.

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//Dvorsky is explaining depth-first paths Dvorsky: So if I go here, I can't get to Huey, and here, I can't get to Huey, but if I go here...(walks down the aisle to Matt)...I can get to Huey! Class: But that's not Huey. Student: What does the algorithm say to do now!? Hannah: Cry. Cry hard.

#4336

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Nov. 30, 2012, 5:42 p.m.

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Punghong: If you cheat on my test, I wish that you have diarrhea for the next 2 hours!

Mr. Punghong's talk before taking a test.

punghong

#4335

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:47 p.m.

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//Matt is restoring his laptop. Evan: Wow, look at all that porn. Matt: Nah it's just Rosetta Stone. Bob: I've never heard of her, should I have?

#4334

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:36 p.m.

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//In reference to a Senior presentation Grossman: I hope they sing and dance. If they don't, I'll be upset. //Class laughs Grossman: I think I'll bring my taser and make sure.

#4333

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:30 p.m.

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//Preparing an English skit about the magnet teachers. Cathy is the only Chinese girl in the class. Cathy: I'm not your stereotypical sweet little Asian girl. I'm a tiger. //A few seconds later Cathy: Here's a headline: "Walstein Meets Tiger Mom".