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⚐ ReportMs. Hanak: I have kids; when you try and put something in my hand, I do not hold it.
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⚐ Report//Discussing fanny packs John: It's my magnet toolbelt! Sankar: Magnet toolbelt, not magnet tool belt. There's a big difference.
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⚐ Report//During AP World Christine: My parents speak really bad English! Whitacre: You mean poor?
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⚐ Report(Speaking in an anecdote) Mr. Klein: So when my wife was planning her wedding- Liam (Interrupting): Wait a minute, planning HER wedding? Not OUR wedding? //Pause Klein: Oh. Well, I showed up and did what they asked me to do!
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⚐ Report//Going over motifs Clay: And what is this called? Albert: Of Mice and Men. Clay: .....facepalm //Class laughs Albert: Wait, I don't get it.
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⚐ Report//Dvorsky is explaining depth-first paths Dvorsky: So if I go here, I can't get to Huey, and here, I can't get to Huey, but if I go here...(walks down the aisle to Matt)...I can get to Huey! Class: But that's not Huey. Student: What does the algorithm say to do now!? Hannah: Cry. Cry hard.
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⚐ ReportPunghong: If you cheat on my test, I wish that you have diarrhea for the next 2 hours!
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⚐ Report//Matt is restoring his laptop. Evan: Wow, look at all that porn. Matt: Nah it's just Rosetta Stone. Bob: I've never heard of her, should I have?
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⚐ Report//In reference to a Senior presentation Grossman: I hope they sing and dance. If they don't, I'll be upset. //Class laughs Grossman: I think I'll bring my taser and make sure.
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⚐ Report//Preparing an English skit about the magnet teachers. Cathy is the only Chinese girl in the class. Cathy: I'm not your stereotypical sweet little Asian girl. I'm a tiger. //A few seconds later Cathy: Here's a headline: "Walstein Meets Tiger Mom".