#4110

2325

April 26, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//At National Science Bowl Pham: Our goal is not to win, our goal is to piss the organizers off!

#4109

1014

April 26, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl Saurav: I came, I saw, I conquered. Avikar: I cummed, I seed, I... oh wait. //mirth ensues

#4108

1010

April 26, 2012, 4:47 p.m.

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//Manesha's sleeping in world Moose: Are you on drugs? Manesha: No... Moose: Then why were you sleeping? Manesha: I was ...tired? Moose: Are you sure? You're eyes are red

#4106

-35

April 25, 2012, 4:05 p.m.

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Scott Wu: Why are all of my answers wrong??

#4104

13

April 25, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

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//Finch is complaining about job placement for kids under 18. Alex: I'll be coming to you when I'm 16. Jojo: You're gonna be a DUI Sex Aid?! What?

#4103

719

April 24, 2012, 3:46 p.m.

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Harrison: Where's the diluted water?! //Cathy gives him a really strange look Harrison: Huh? Oh sh*t...did I just say diluted water? I meant distilled water...

#4102

1719

April 23, 2012, 11:37 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.

#4101

2022

April 23, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

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//On pajama day for spirit week Raanan: Man, I just realized, I could have used pajama day as an excuse to come to school barefoot. Aleksander S.: I could have used it as an excuse to come to school naked.

#4100

161179

April 23, 2012, 5:02 p.m.

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Eli: If Hannah He says you're weird, you're weird.

#4099

99

April 23, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

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Evan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.