#3630

1113

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

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Schafer: It turns out that 68% of statistics are made up. Avikar: No, it's 88.

#3629

66

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3627

57

Oct. 3, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

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Rose: It's like Russian dodgeball; nobody comes out, you just beat the crap out of each other.

#3626

33

Oct. 1, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//Talking about an assembly in Period 2 R&E Student 1: Wait, isn't there an assembly today? // General agreement Student 2: Yeah, but [Teacher]'s gonna make us miss it because of the test... Student 3: Just walk out, he'll never catch you.

#3625

1618

Oct. 1, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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//On the bus waiting for people to get on. Saurav is standing on the bus wheel. Bus driver: You better not be standing on the seat!!! Saurav: I'm not standing on the seat. I'm standing on the bus...hump...thingie.... Bus driver: The bus hump thingie? Saurav: You know, that bump that sticks out.... Bus driver: That's called the wheel! Saurav: Oh yeah...that thing....the wheel...

#3624

1719

Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...

#3621

66

Sept. 30, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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// During Math Phys. Schafer: Alright, that was the easy stuff. Now for the cool stuff! Student 1: Urggg Schafer: What's wrong? Student 1: We have to do work. Schafer: Don't worry, there's a lot of "potential" for fun. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: I gotcha! Student 2: But we don't have the "energy"!

#3620

610

Sept. 30, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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// During Math Phys Schafer: So for a conservative system. And no, not like the one in Texas. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: See what I did there? Andy G: They don't believe in dot products in Texas! Schafer: ...but they do believe in cross products!

#3619

1414

Sept. 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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// During Math Phys, Schafer tries writing NASA upside down on a rocket picture. Schafer: Does that look like NASA to you? Student 1: No... Student 2: Looks like ASAN... Student 3: ASAN...? Student 4: Omar...? Class: OMAR AHSAN!!!

#3616

311

Sept. 28, 2011, 11:01 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: His use of punctuation isn't subtle, it's prickly. No, not even that, it's almost thorny, it's-- Angela: Hawthorney!