#3545

1113

Sept. 13, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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Nathan: May I go to the bathroom? Street: Sure, just go. //Nathan walks out Kaluta (jokingly): Thank god he's gone. Street (also jokingly): Yeah. THAT BUM. //Schafer walks in Schafer: What, you talking 'bout me?!

#3544

1113

Sept. 12, 2011, 10:31 p.m.

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//Walking in the hallway Prashan: WHOA THAT KID LOOKS JUST LIKE SHIRLEY! Myles: Yeah...that's his little brother...

#3543

22

Sept. 12, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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Rose: Yeah, it's kinds of just obvious, but I'm mentioning obvious things today.

#3542

44

Sept. 12, 2011, 5:28 p.m.

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Student: Sorry, my poster's kind of big... Klein: It's OK, size doesn't matter!

#3541

88

Sept. 12, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

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// Ittai runs in late to Study Hall after Pham takes attendance Ittai: Mr. Pham, I'm here. I was taking a piss. Pham: [shakes his head] // Sid and Ostrander walk in Ostrander: These two are tardy unexcused cause you know why? They were heading in the other direction with a girl. Students: Blown! // Ittai and Sid talk Ostrander: And now they're arguing over the girl.

#3540

1010

Sept. 12, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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Swaney: Turkey isn't giving up their territory to the Turds... the Kurds! The *Kurds*!

#3538

3032

Sept. 10, 2011, 4:47 p.m.

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//After a computer science quiz Piper: If anyone asks you how the quiz was, you say "great". And if they ask what was on it, say "computer science". Let's try it: How was the quiz? Class: Great. Piper: What was on it? Class: Computer science. Schafer: Now, pretend we just had a physics quiz. How was the quiz? Class: Great. Schafer: What was on it? Class: Computer science.

#3537

1719

Sept. 10, 2011, 4:36 p.m.

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Street: [Student], you need to go down to the counseling office. Student: Where's that? Street: It's across the hall from the main office. Student: Where's the main office? //Street makes the loser sign

#3536

115

Sept. 10, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class Office: This is the main office. Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class. Office: How can I help you? Piper: Well, I don't know! Office: Um, I can't really hear you. Piper: I said a student fainted. Office: A student did what? Piper: Fainted! Office: Ok, we'll send security.

#3534

1315

Sept. 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

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// Stein walks into Functions Stein: My car smells like squid!