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#12017

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Aug. 29, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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// Talking about how she got into hockey Jacobs: I was hooked onto it like it was a drug. Jacobs: And you wonder how I would know that... *Class starts giggling* Jacobs: The next time I went to the game I was like "hit him in the face with the stick"!

#12016

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Aug. 29, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.

#12015

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Aug. 28, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

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Glenn: Even Schafer with the grumpy old man affect is a teddy bear on the inside.

#12014

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Aug. 28, 2023, 12:19 p.m.

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// Talking about trip from Ecuador Glenn: This boy was following me and he asked me where I was from. Glenn: I said "the United States" and he was like "no, no you're not." Glenn: He said that I was from the ocean and that I was a mermaid.

#12013

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Aug. 28, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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// Immunology Delaney: Your body is full of holes. Delaney: You have eye holes, ear holes, nose holes, mouth holes, and more.

#12012

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Aug. 28, 2023, 10:34 a.m.

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// Immunology, playing video about procrastination Delaney: Try lying to yourself, it worked for me.

#12011

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Aug. 28, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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// SSSR, looking at school rankings Stein: Students get 7 points, teachers get a measly 3 points? Stein: That's some bullshit!

#12010

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Aug. 28, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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// Senior Seminar in Statistical Research Stein: What were you guys doing in 2006? Student: Being born.

#12009

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Aug. 28, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Stein: So this year MCPS bought this fancy new system called RemindHub. Stein: The best part is that I can call you at any time, just to say "hiiii". Andy: If you love RemindHub, you'll love RemindHub Premium.

#12008

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Aug. 23, 2023, 12:03 a.m.

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Stephen: The solution to basically everything is to just spam email your counselor