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#10099

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Feb. 28, 2022, 2:21 p.m.

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// Explaining meiosis with action figures Duval: Did you ever pop off the heads and switch the bodies? Duval: I mean I sure did. Duval: Come on it's normal! // Later Duval: Suppose the two Jerries decided to give each other really tight hugs. Duval: And then while they're hugging, they swap arms! // Jerry Song runs into the lab, Andy follows him and comes out of the lab carrying Jerry over his shoulder

#10098

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Feb. 28, 2022, 2:14 p.m.

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// pd.7 quantum. A lot of people missed a quiz question kz: huh what happened? cable: people couldn't get the d kz: wait what's d?

#10097

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Feb. 28, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was a secret base in Ukraine. Kaluta: Turns out it was not so secret because- // Looks out the door Kaluta(whispering): The Germans bombed the hell out of it.

Kaluta talking about how his parents met, Duval was also looking over my shoulder when I submitted this

ukraine, kaluta

#10095

610

Feb. 28, 2022, 1:28 p.m.

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Andy: Jerry, did you actually get kicked out for trying to link 3 batteries together? Jerry: No, I actually did link 3 batteries together.

turns out Kaluta gets really mad when you screw with the batteries

andy, jerry, fot, kaluta

#10094

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Feb. 28, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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// Marbury v Madison Stelzner: That’s some crazy ass logic!

#10093

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Feb. 28, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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milan: just break yourself until you're a new person that can do math

#10092

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Feb. 28, 2022, 10:21 a.m.

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Rose: A line’s like, a straighty thing!

#10091

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Feb. 28, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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//Explaining why people look a lot like their parents Delaney: That's why my daughter looks a lot like me which is a terrible shame to her.

#10090

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Feb. 28, 2022, 8:36 a.m.

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Schwartz: We don't solve, we guess and plug it in!

#10089

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Feb. 28, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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Schwartz: For large values of 2, 2+2=5