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⚐ Report// Explaining meiosis with action figures Duval: Did you ever pop off the heads and switch the bodies? Duval: I mean I sure did. Duval: Come on it's normal! // Later Duval: Suppose the two Jerries decided to give each other really tight hugs. Duval: And then while they're hugging, they swap arms! // Jerry Song runs into the lab, Andy follows him and comes out of the lab carrying Jerry over his shoulder
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⚐ Report// pd.7 quantum. A lot of people missed a quiz question kz: huh what happened? cable: people couldn't get the d kz: wait what's d?
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⚐ ReportKaluta: There was a secret base in Ukraine. Kaluta: Turns out it was not so secret because- // Looks out the door Kaluta(whispering): The Germans bombed the hell out of it.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Jerry, did you actually get kicked out for trying to link 3 batteries together? Jerry: No, I actually did link 3 batteries together.
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⚐ Report//Explaining why people look a lot like their parents Delaney: That's why my daughter looks a lot like me which is a terrible shame to her.