#9939

1111

Feb. 8, 2022, 5:55 p.m.

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//chaotic cirincione anthology, february 8 "Nobody sets out to make a TV show that's intentionally boring." "Calvin is a very smart, but basically sociopathic kid, who does all sorts of mischevious things." "Let's say it was a 4000-dollar lawnmowing contract -- that'd be a lot of lawnmowing." "It's not good for society if people go around beating other people up." "When I was your age, there was no streaming video on the internet." "I know standing up is hard, but you can do it! You got legs!"

#9937

1111

Feb. 8, 2022, 3:40 p.m.

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// Christopher walks into ento Duval: you walked in at just the wrong time, this video I'm about to show is a little gross Hui, deadpan: welcome to our discussion about ants and erectile dysfunction

#9936

713

Feb. 8, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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Jackie: Inventor is so bad! Jackie: I wish I could stick my hand into it and *insert violent gesture*

#9935

2626

Feb. 8, 2022, 2:42 p.m.

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// P9 Rao Jackie: Is there gonna be a test today? Rao: No...that was a joke by Diego. *Entire class starts clapping*

#9934

1416

Feb. 8, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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//Lodal pd 8, watching a video about sand crabs Video: Sometimes, it gets hard to tell which balls has been in whose mouth.

#9933

1111

Feb. 8, 2022, 12:48 p.m.

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Johnny: If I asexually reproduce that means I'm already perfect.

#9931

1717

Feb. 8, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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// Presentations on sorting algorithms Sahu: Quicksort, noiceeeeee. Everyone's favorite sorting algorithm. // Later, someone is presenting bogosort Sahu: This is beautiful, I know this algorithm sucks but its beautiful. // Later Sahu: So back when I was at UMD, there was this poem writing contest for CS people and the winner would get a free t-shirt. Sahu: And I wrote a poem about Bogosort, and it was about how nobody loved me because my big O was too big. Sahu: Turns out I was the only person who entered the contest. Sahu: I don't know why CS majors don't want to write poems to win shirts.

#9930

810

Feb. 8, 2022, 8:36 a.m.

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Sahu(To Rye): Strand sort? Did you invent this sorting algorithm?

#9929

88

Feb. 7, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//Schwartz throws marker to container and misses Schwartz: Oh, I almost got it. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: Don't clap! I didn't get it in!

#9928

55

Feb. 7, 2022, 4:20 p.m.

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Student: I hate integration by parts. Schwartz: That just means I need to force you to do it more. You will learn to love it! It will happen!