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#5151
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⚐ Report//First day of school Someone (pointing at multicolored string around Calvin's wrist): Hey, Calvin, what's that bracelet from? Calvin: Well, I was leaving a metro station in Italy when some black guys swarmed me, put this on me, and demanded 20 Euro. My dad gave them 20 cents.
#5026
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose's Gmail status at 3 pm on the Saturday after the last day of school (6/14/14). School had ended on Thursday 6/12/14. Status: Functions... stop harrassing me. I have until 3pm on Monday.
#5004
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⚐ Report//After Peter said he's ready for anal Rose: It's kind of disturbing there are several magnet classes that are shortened to anal. Peter: Like Analysis of Algorithms? Rose: Is that the one that literally says "ANAL" on your transcript?
#5003
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⚐ Report//Peter Ho walks in for final Analysis test Peter: Mr Rose, I'm ready for anal! Wait... Mr. Rose: You planned that. Peter: Yep.
#4995
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⚐ ReportEleanor: Emotionally I'll be an 8 year old forever. Duval: So you'll be Mr. Rose.
#4994
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⚐ Report//Pham's Edline right before Finals 05/27/14 Tue - 06/16/14 Mon Final Exam Topics Make a review packet yourself
#4988
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⚐ ReportTeddy: What if we interpret it as weird reverse sex? Klein:...I don't think there's an answer to that.