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⚐ ReportWoodward: Next time, when you're eating delicious garlic, you can think of tumours, and get appetised.
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⚐ Report// Weight training safety test Charles: Most of you guys did well. Charles: Some of you guys were high. Charles: Wait was that too loud? I thought I said that in my head.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I chose the broken lamp because it shows mistakes can make you brighter. Jacobs: You see a hopeful lamp, I see a broken lamp
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⚐ Report// Rose bought a pantograph, instructions are in Chinese Rose: Nacho, do you know Chinese? Nacho: I'm Korean, but I can do the John Cena bing chilling.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: There’s TESTS!! and then there’s ~quizzies~. Nothing in between. // Glenn: So I came into my neighborhood and I was like “why are all the streetlights off? Why are all the houses dark?” [note: power outage from the plane crash.] But my neighbor Barbara, she has a generator, and so her house was all lit up. And I was like “good for you, Barbara!” // Glenn: Anxiety is not good for your sleep. Cause you’ll just be lying there and then your brain’s like “haHA!” // Glenn: these are the moments where I think to myself, “my kids are never gonna be able to get away with anything.”