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#10429

1515

April 8, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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Rose: it's not spring break until we prove the intermediate value theorem!

#10428

1313

April 7, 2022, 2:47 p.m.

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// After watching "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" by Kanye Rao: I thought it was weird when he married Kim Kardashian. Rao: He's very contradictory, because music is inherently materialistic.

#10427

1111

April 6, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Roberts: High school is fun. Except when it's not fun. Deep, right?

#10426

99

April 6, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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Schwartz: Notice that I chose to talk about the Basic Comparison Test, because it means I get to say "Basic" a lot. Schwartz: Which will discourage the heathens here from calling it the "Direct Comparison Test". //later Schwartz: "Basic" is twice as good as "Direct", because B is two Ds stacked on top of each other. Katz: But "Direct" is twice as good, because the letter-index of D is twice that of B. Schwartz: Nooo! ... I have no immediate retort to that beyond shouting "nooo!"

#10425

1111

April 6, 2022, 5:43 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, april 6 "Some people here have been lightning rods for my wrath." "I don't expect you to come to me and say 'Schwartz, Schwartz, I shouldn't have gotten an 89.6 on that; you need to take off points!' No. Don't do that." "Clearly, everything your teachers tell you must be absolutely accurate!" "We don't need to prove that we don't know anything. We can just not know things. ... It's okay to not know things."

#3: cf 10277 (to answer the MN there, yes, but that isn't what happened here)

analysis, schwartz

#10424

1414

April 6, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: I mean, I get random pains sometimes. (to Schwartz) Do you have that yet? Schwartz: Nope! I hit my toe in a door jam the other day, and that hurts, but it has a cause.

#10422

711

April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.

#10421

1313

April 6, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Duval: Pokémon are not real! *Entire class in shock, anarchy ensues*

#10420

1616

April 6, 2022, 1:37 p.m.

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// Talking about natural vs artificial selection Andy: I'm pretty sure humans don't duel for mates. Casey: Not yet.

#10419

19

April 6, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Duval: The ones here are usually the Chinese mantids or Carolina mantids. Johnny: Those don't look Chinese to me.