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#10185
1919
⚐ ReportDelaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.
#10184
99
⚐ Report//chaotic delaney anthology, march 7 "Bowties are cool." "When I was a small lad -- difficult to imagine, I realise ..." *sketches DNA* "Here's a gene that we have in our DNA, aptly labelled 'BAD'." "My wife and I were having trouble getting a baby the old-fashioned way. 'You're doing it wrong!' -- thanks, Dad." "You live, you die, you spend your entire life in the liver, doing livery things." "I'm gonna get, like, a potato gun, and start shooting people."
#10183
810
⚐ ReportSchwartz: I need a unit of volume (the spacial kind) Caleb: Decibels... Caleb: Oh he meant THAT volume
#10180
66
⚐ Report// Chem club lecture O’Donovan: Do you want to make pepper spray and send it to Ukraine?
#10179
99
⚐ Report// Chem club, Mehul is giving lecture on capsaicin Kelin: Isn’t that like the caprisun?
#10177
88
⚐ ReportJosh: Do the Eclipse devs have a grudge against someone named William? Josh: Am I high?
#10176
2424
⚐ Report//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!
#10175
1515
⚐ Report"the more you think about infinitely small triangles, the clearer everything becomes." - rose
#10174
2424
⚐ Reportrose: "this 6 6 6 is not the devil, it is simply the rate of change of the rate of change of the rate of change of x cubed!"