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⚐ Report//when prompted for animals, someone suggests "thirteen" Schwartz: You will find that the more ridiculous the suggestion, the more likely I am to take it. //later, commentary on model based on thirteen as animal Schwartz: Bacteria are generally a better model of population growth than animals. Student: Thirteens are bacteria. Schwartz: How could I not have known that thirteens are bacteria? Of course!
#10078
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⚐ Report// People are talking about how they did on the Rose quiz Rao: Can you guys stop talking about math? Rao: Either you guys failed the test or you didn't.
#10076
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⚐ Report// logistic growth, Schwartz uses telling a secret as an example Hadar: Unrelated question, what is the secret? Schwartz: I can’t tell everyone, the k value would be too high. Hadar: I lost The Game! Schwartz: I lost! Class:(ripples of I lost The game)
#10075
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Our glass sprinkles in hydrochloric acid are perfectly mixed thanks to the efforts of our magic Stevens and Isaiahs. Schwartz: Our glass sprinkles are a meter across and our tank is 1 light year across. You might want to check at 2am to see if the Stevens and Isaiahs are swimming. Schwartz: Swimmers are crazy, you guys wake up at 5am to go swimming. I did lifeguarding and it was a big city pool so I woke up at 6am. Schwartz: And there were like 4 people doing laps. Schwartz: Go home, let me get paid for sleeping! Schwartz: In the past, I've had grass in blood, tanks in tanks, and the particulate matter was fish tanks. Stein does feces in water.
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⚐ ReportStudent: it's not my fault you live in the 80s or whenever they had smartphones. Hanak: It was 2004!
#10072
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⚐ Report// Talking about Newton's law of Cooling Schwartz: Give me a food that is best served hot. Student: Charcoal! Schwartz: Sure, let's go with charcoal! (whispers) Don't actually eat charcoal. Schwartz: So, when I am making my charcoal snack, I like to bake it at 425 degrees, for about 5 hours. Schwartz: Then, I would like to travel to the surface of the sun, so it doesn't cool down and get unappetizing. Schwartz: Food of champions? Don't eat charcoal Schwartz: Now, give me a food that is best eaten cold. Class: Snow! Schwartz: My favorite way to make snow is to screw up my freezer so it frosts over so I can chip it off the walls of my freezer and I am free to eat it. Schwartz: I like taking my freezer to Norway, that way when I remove the snow, it starts cooling down even more. Schwartz: Because it's Norway and I'm assuming it's colder than freezing. Schwartz: So we can solve global warming by cooking our charcoal on it. Isn't math wonderful? Schwartz: Don't eat charcoal.
#10070
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⚐ Report// learning stages of mitosis Jerry: So is it IPMAT? Duval: sure. Ace: Wait, could you also say IPMATC? Duval: Yeah, you could show people. IPMAT, C? // wave of regret Jerry: Do you PMAT too?
#10069
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⚐ Report// Delaney walks in, everybody starts clapping // Clapping dies out Duval: He's still in here, what is wrong with you guys? // Everyone claps again Duval: So what're you guys -- Everyone: *claps* Duval: What are you -- Everyone: *claps again*