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#5289

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Dec. 3, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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Noah: I think I'll modify it to be a little less passive-aggressive Student: So you can be more actively aggressive? Noah: I haven't decided

#5288

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Dec. 3, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

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//In precalc. Giles draws a horizontal zigzag line on the board. Giles: "Do not EVER draw your sine graph like how a first-grader draws mountains. I don't want to poke my eyes out with your sine graph."

#5287

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Dec. 3, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: "You know green banana? It unripe! You break it apart, you eat it, it crunchy!"

Talking about common acids and bases; bananas are acidic

pchem, pham, banana

#5284

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Nov. 29, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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Rose: I have no idea how, uh, people actually choose outfits, men or women, cause I just put on what I have and just go with the best.

In a "Sally has 3 tops, 4 bottoms, and 2 pairs of shoes" problem

math, clothes, rose

#5283

99

Nov. 27, 2014, 9:30 a.m.

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Charlie Brown: Holidays depress me. Noah: He sounds like Mr. Lodal.

#5282

1111

Nov. 25, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

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//In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Mr. Pham had his thermo class cook a whole turkey. Pham: If we cook a turkey just for eating for Thanksgiving, we not allowed. But it a lab. //Later Pham: But there's one good thing about it. Duval: It was delicious? Pham: No.

#5281

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Nov. 25, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

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Street: Tests are simply a celebration of knowledge

#5279

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Nov. 25, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Mr. Hinkle: "You all should walk out of here knowing one thing: never commit crimes after you're 18. Commit all your crimes before."

Apparently an alum committed 75 years worth of felonies in college and he did not get any jail time because he was 17.

macro, hinkle, crime

#5278

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Nov. 24, 2014, 7:30 p.m.

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//Try to say "heads, shoulders, knees, and toes" Arianna: Legs, shoulders..........?!

It began as an innocent conversation about high heels.

legs, arianna

#5277

1111

Nov. 23, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Oh yeah Yash! Show that grin! Show that grin from under that thick Indian mustache!