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#5207

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Oct. 2, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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\\Mr. Street came into pd. 3 POE, as the class was discussing nuclear reactors Mr. Street: "So archaeologists are going to look [the reactors] this many years later and they're going to say, wow, by the size of those chimneys and fireplaces, these guys must be at least 150 feet tall!"

#5206

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Oct. 2, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Horne: I'll just say some sciency words and you guys will be impressed. You use the electromicroscope to...uh..electro...ns...shoot electrons and protons into the...osmosis!

#5205

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Oct. 1, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

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Ramu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.

#5204

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Oct. 1, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

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//At bakery in Four Corners buying cake for Jake Yamada's birthday right after selecting cake Cashier Lady: So would you like to pay $1.50 for writing on it? Max: Yeah, we'll get one Cashier Lady: So what do you want it to say? Shubham: Happy Birthday Scrub Cashier Lady: So how do you spell that? Robert: S-C-R-U-B, and in pink icing

#5203

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Oct. 1, 2014, 2:28 p.m.

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Student 1: Is it OK that there are not all chromosomes present in reference genome? Student 2: What? How? Student 1: I looked in the fasta file; there are chromosomes number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10

roman numerals; X is not 10 but X-chromosome

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#5202

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Sept. 30, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

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//Gaby says something Whitacre: What? I can't even hear you. Gaby: Nothing. Whitacre: Nothing? Are you saying that when you open your mouth, nothing useful comes out, so I just shouldn't listen to you? Gaby: ...Yeah. (with conviction)

#5201

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Sept. 30, 2014, 5:05 a.m.

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//Sloe picks up Erin's spherical eraser Sloe: What is this? Erin: It's an eraser. Sloe: Oh! Does it work? //proceeds to erase Erin's notes

#5196

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Sept. 26, 2014, 11:11 p.m.

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//During MathPhys Study Hall //Schafer is asking about MagPi Schafer: What would you call MagPi? A club, a group, an organization...? Sachin: A bird.

#5194

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Sept. 23, 2014, 10:38 p.m.

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//Whenever Mr.Navarro ignores Yoni Pederson because the latter is too good at Computer Science Yoni: Sh-Should I just go?

#5193

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Sept. 22, 2014, 9:03 p.m.

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//Richard Kong arrives at fifth period lunch Bronte: Feducia! Josephine: Feducia! Bronte and Josephine: Feducia, Feducia, Feducia! Richard/Feducia: *shakes head*