#4386

040

Jan. 11, 2013, 11:13 a.m.

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Jack: Linux is great. It can go through infinite loops in, like, 5 seconds.

#4385

1010

Jan. 11, 2013, 8:47 a.m.

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Mike: There are libraries, but are there any truthbraries? Eric: There is a Lie Algebra, but is there any Truth Algebra? Mike: Yes, Boolean Algebra.

#4384

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Jan. 9, 2013, 7:48 p.m.

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//Michael had written on the board "'The curtains are blue.' What your teacher thinks: 'The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.' What the author meant: 'The curtains were BLUE!!!!'" Gibboney: Moving on...what's the theme of Catcher in the Rye? Kjell: The curtains were blue.

#4383

2830

Jan. 9, 2013, 6:29 p.m.

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//Jinhie and Annie leave for a track event Schafer: So what are you trying to run the mile in? Viju: Shoes.

#4382

88

Jan. 9, 2013, 12:15 p.m.

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//Talking about misspelling the name Brian as Brain Termini: One time I had a student whose name was "Brain".  His parents spelled his name wrong on his birth certificate and decided to just go with it.

#4381

77

Jan. 8, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: Here are my kernels of wisdom - if you're in pain, your body is trying to tell you something. And don't take meth.

#4380

1117

Jan. 7, 2013, 7:18 p.m.

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//During Photo, discussing the oral exam in 5th period Spanish Shubham: So Bennet, you have the oral today don't you? Bennet: Yeah, this oral is going to suck hard. //Shubham breaks out in laughter Bennet: Why are you laughing? All I said was that the oral in Spanish is going to suck hard, what's so funny about that? //Shubham falls on the floor laughing Bennet: (Realizing the unintended innuendo) Oh wait, (thinks for a minute) shut up.

#4379

1216

Jan. 7, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1A, Cathy is trying to get Matthew's attention from across the room Cathy: Hey Matthew, I need your help. Matthew! Turn around! MATTHEW! What does it take to get someone to turn around? BOZO! Matthew: *finally turns around* Huh?

#4377

610

Jan. 5, 2013, 7:12 p.m.

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//During Lunch Soumya is calling Ben Holland racist for no apparent reason Ben Holland: I'm not racist, I'm white.

#4376

1111

Jan. 5, 2013, 2:14 p.m.

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//Early in the morning, outside of POE Kirkendall: So, you know how annoying the horny couples who make out in the hallways are? Well, this morning, I discovered something even more annoying: husky horny couples who make out in the hall! It's just as obnoxious, but with twice the surface area for blocking the hall! Evan: That's actually hilarious. Kirkendall: No, it's awful.