#4287

44

Nov. 1, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

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Pham: Wait, how is I have more students than I is supposed to have?

#4286

66

Nov. 1, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?

#4282

68

Oct. 27, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

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//In Comp Gov Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Bynum: Sure. Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. //Class laughs reluctantly Bynum: ...okay, cool. //Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes. //Tom raises his hand. Bynum: Tom? Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"

#4281

1313

Oct. 26, 2012, 6:14 p.m.

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//Students are programming on their calculators while Clay is explaining the essay assignment Clay: And then you will calculate the conclusion on your calculator, and it will be super helpful.

#4276

1212

Oct. 25, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

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Klein: So what do you think caused the banging? //Class remains silent Klein: Wow, that sounded awkward.

#4275

-37

Oct. 25, 2012, 7:35 a.m.

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//Simeon is playing a football game on his iPod. //Clare then takes the iPod from Simeon in the middle of the game. Simeon: Hey! You're going to make me lose. Clare: But I scored, see, it says touchdown. Simeon: The other team scored...

#4273

1012

Oct. 24, 2012, 1:39 p.m.

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Conner: I know karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Taekwondo, and other Japanese words.

#4272

-210

Oct. 23, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

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//Raanan is asking Alan Du a question about how to do something on a Mac Alan: (while logging into a Mac) I don't know, I don't use Macs.

#4271

2325

Oct. 22, 2012, 9:35 p.m.

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Klein: So a couple students were asking me about the origin of the term pep rally, and after some research I figured it out. See, it comes from the word pepper, and peppers contain capsaicin, which really hurts when you put it in your eye. So it came from the idea that pep rallies are about as enjoyable as putting capsaicin in your eye.

#4270

1113

Oct. 22, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

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//Class listens to song, John is dancing Moose: Hey John, what did you do with all of that money? John: What money? Moose: All the money that your parents spent on your dancing lessons!