#3943

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Feb. 8, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

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Schafer: We used to take our teacher's floppies and wave magnets over them. Then he'd be like "I'm sorry but I lost all your grades." And we'd be like "Damn shame."

#3942

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Feb. 8, 2012, 10:01 p.m.

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Maddie: We couldn't find a paintbrush so we used tampons.

#3941

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Feb. 8, 2012, 10 p.m.

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Bob: I'm a minimalist when it comes to writing ...And so is my grade.

#3940

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Feb. 8, 2012, 8:32 p.m.

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//On gchat Patrick Shan: Trust me Raanan, I have this all planned out, like a chess master, only I actually suck at chess.

#3939

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Feb. 8, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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M-E: Hitler was a lot like Abe Lincoln....except Abe Lincoln had...better...morals........ Ms. Thomas: Just stop talking. Like, right now...

#3937

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Feb. 7, 2012, 6:44 p.m.

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//While going over a biology quiz Bosse: You had to T-H-I-N-K Alec: What the hell is T-H-I-N-K??

#3936

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Feb. 7, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

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Kev Li: Mr. Schafer, do you have any amp meters? Schafer: Who wants them? Kev Li: Me. Schafer: You're lying. Who really wants them? Kev Li: Pham. //some time later Schafer: ...this conversation isn't going anywhere. Hammond: No, Mr. Schafer, this conversation is going on Blair Bash.

#3935

66

Feb. 7, 2012, 8:06 a.m.

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Stein: If she said, "Mr. Stein, would you rip your arm off and send it to the main office?" I'd say, "Sure."

#3934

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Feb. 6, 2012, 11:33 p.m.

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//Quantum physics: Thomas is discussing Bas van Frassen, who believe that we have no proof that electrons exist because we have never observed them Thomas: Well, just because something is too small to be seen doesn't mean it doesn't exist. You can make observations that support its existence even if you can't actually see it. Evan: Right. Otherwise, how would you be able to pee?

#3933

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Feb. 6, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

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Jared: English class is like Vegas: what happens in English stays in English.