#3002

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Feb. 25, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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Becca: Ask E what gucci mane means. I don't understand what designer has to do with horses.

#3001

77

Feb. 25, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Lev: So a capacitor is like a toilet...

#3000

99

Feb. 25, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Pulkit: So do the cancer cells just reproduce or do they mutate the cells around them? Balla: They just reproduce. Myles: It would be kind of interesting if they could mutate the cells around them. Thomas: All the cool kids are turning into cancer cells.

#2999

-57

Feb. 25, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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Teacher: So this guy that I was talking about was Jewish, but he didn't like that little "Shalom" I threw in, didn't call me a brother or anything. Ittai: I'm Jewish too!  That means I'm a part of the tribe. Teacher: I guess it does. //various students admit they're Jewish (some "half" but with jewish mothers) Teacher: The tribe's getting bigger these days...

#2998

1818

Feb. 25, 2011, 4:43 p.m.

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//discussing photons Schafer: So we've got this crazy thing going on with momentum.  We've got zero mass, but the acceleration could be, say, infinity.  And then we've got this stuff going on...BAM BAM BAM!  We've got some Captain Zero and Infinitus... Student: Isn't that Stein's thing? Schafer: Yes it is.  I steal all my best stuff from Stein.

#2997

1416

Feb. 25, 2011, 11:54 a.m.

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Student Aide: Hey Geometry kids, when you write stuff about me on Blairbash my name is !@#$ *&^%$#@ not Student Aide.

#2996

66

Feb. 24, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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//During jazz band, while explaining how to play the build up section of a chart into the solo section. Ms. Roberts: The point of these measures is to party. Ittai, you start the party. Class: *laughs* Ms. Roberts: Huh, yeah, THAT'S believable.

#2995

66

Feb. 24, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.

#2994

1010

Feb. 24, 2011, 8:33 p.m.

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Schafer: The problem with when you guys upload stuff to blairbash is that unless you write it down *glares at David* you're going to forget part of it.  And if you're doing it from memory, you're gonna forget something the longer you wait to upload it. David: I only wrote down that one from last class!

#2993

68

Feb. 24, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//julian makes a comment Schafer: Okay, see, I don't know what you just said, and I could care less. Andrew Lu: Well, I think that in your mind there's this dial of caring. When you say you could care less, it means that the dial can still be turned down. Schafer: Ah, but you see, I don't care enough to turn it down to the point where I couldn't care less.