#2890

88

Feb. 9, 2011, 5:03 a.m.

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//Students walk into chem and see balloons and matches (they heard from previous classes that Pham was going to burn balloons) Student: Mr. Pham, what are you going to burn? Pham: YOU!!! I'm going to take this and stick it down your throat!

#2889

55

Feb. 8, 2011, 11:37 p.m.

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Pham: You know how they do it back then? They look at problem in the textbook, get mommy and daddy to drive you to library, look up information, drive home, open the textbook, and continue working on problem, now you guy look up number in back of book.

#2888

24

Feb. 8, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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Theresa: James, you would make a really ugly girl. I mean a REALLY ugly girl. James: Is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult? Theresa: Well I intended it to be an insult, but you can interpret it any way you want.

#2887

68

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...

#2886

1515

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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//SRP presentations day 1 Danderson: Something smells off... Shelley: Huh, you're right. Danderson (loudly): Okay, guys, I know this is 211, but we're presenting SRPs.  There should be no reason why I can smell something burning. Student: Isn't Schafer down the hall?

#2885

1315

Feb. 8, 2011, 1:03 p.m.

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Student: We should be glad that chivalry is dead because it's based on chauvinism. Whitacre: So? Student: So it assumes that women are weak. Whitacre: And? Student: ... Whitacre: I'm waiting for you to make a point.

#2884

1616

Feb. 7, 2011, 9:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer mentioned that he needs to get a haircut soon Theresa: Oh, Mr. Schafer, can I cut your hair? Schafer: Well you probably can, but you don't have my permission. Theresa: I cut my own hair! Schafer: I know. It shows.

#2883

137145

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Theresa (on dating in the magnet): The odds are good but the goods are odd.

#2882

15

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Pham: Mole is just like dozen, you know that? Only mole bigger number.

#2881

1616

Feb. 7, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!