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#2749
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⚐ ReportTeacher: Stein... Stein hates when I talk about him. That's why I do it. //later Teacher: And then Stein and I got a divorce! I kept the thing, though.
#2746
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⚐ ReportFillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!
#2745
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⚐ ReportThomas: Why do Leora and Julia have the same earmuffs? Eva: Because, in a ploy to actually make money, they made more than one.
#2744
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⚐ Report//Megan hands Jessica two washers, one extremely large washer and one extremely small washer Megan: Jessica, which washer is heavier? //Jessica takes about 30 seconds to decide Jessica: This one. (points at larger washer)
#2743
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⚐ Report//Sadie gives Patrick some jell-o Patrick: JIGGLING GOODNESS!! Lily: That's what he said.
#2742
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⚐ Report//Talking about substitutes for cursing in school Fillman: A better one is "Shut the front door!". Though the best one is "DAAAAMAGE!", it's so satisfying. PG cursing.
#2741
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⚐ Report//Discussing The Metamorphosis in AP Lit Lisa: So they're throwing apples at a bug and suddenly decide to have sex‽ O'Connor: Multitasking!
#2740
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⚐ ReportTeacher (explaining Bunday's grading system): So let's say it's a 20 point assignment. He'd be like "This student got a 15, but he's smart, so I'll give him an 18. This student got a 12...well that ain't right, it's a 17 now. And this student got a 3, and...it's a 3."
#2738
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Oh, I have a dentist appointment this afternoon. There's somewhere I don't want to be. //later PA System: There will be a staff meeting at 2:30. All staff please report to the auditorium.