#2492

77

Nov. 7, 2010, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: Nobody from Mexico here? (looks at Andrea) Okay, I know you not. (pause) Plate from Mexico look very nice, they put thing in to make pretty. What they use? Radioactive material, otherwise look quite boring, you guy realize it?

#2491

99

Nov. 7, 2010, 1:03 p.m.

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//defining a segment of a circle in math class Teacher: So you take your girlfriend out for pizza. You're going to eat the crust and let your girlfriend eat the pizza, because you're a man, right. //Awkward pause Teacher: Hell no! I'm eating the damn pizza!!

#2490

55

Nov. 7, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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John Anderson: Raanan, you're like the loser version of me. Raanan: Hey, there's something we agree on!

#2489

2224

Nov. 7, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B Pd 1 Student 1 (To Stein): No... that's wrong, two negatives make a positive. Student 2: And two wrongs make a right! Student 3: And two rights make an airplane!

#2488

1115

Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

#2487

1212

Nov. 5, 2010, 8:22 p.m.

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//Shirley returns after running away with a blowtorch Pham: Where the blowtorch? You realize it, if you run around the school with a blowtorch, you get suspended! Piper: So, if I wanted to get rid of someone...

#2486

57

Nov. 5, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Pham: Computer is computer. Math is math. Especially Wolstein. You been Wolstein's class! He believe math control everything.

#2485

1010

Nov. 5, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: Where is Shirley? He got my blowtorch and he ran away!

#2484

55

Nov. 5, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't care about them buses. Get out and walk!

#2483

5256

Nov. 5, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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//girls are screaming outside pd 9 mogsim Lev: Wow, they're having an orgy out there! Steven: It's windy in here! She was yelling "blow me away." Pham: Problem is too many hot guy in here. Lev: No, then it would be hot, not windy. Pham: Nooo! It because hot guy are a HIGH TEMPERATURE reservoir! It make pressure gradient so it wind.