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#1257
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⚐ Report//Reviewing a quiz... Whitacre: Okay, you know what, you're all stupid. Fool me once, I'm stupid, fool me twice, I'm an idiot, y'know... Student: Wait, what's the difference? Whitacre: See? You're dumb enough to ask that, you're only proving my point!
#1256
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⚐ Report//Tribal leaders get drunk during bridge-building ceremonies in South America Whitacre: I wanna be the tribal leader...WE NEED MORE BRIDGES!!!
#1255
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⚐ Report//While reviewing an open-note quiz about a video //The question was what book did they reference (they did this 12 times, 3 times had the title on the screen) Whitacre: HOW DID YOU GUYS MISS THAT? Come ON, the video only said it what, 10 times? If you guys missed it, you're all IDIOTS!!! Come ON! It's like Guns Germs Steel: It's CATCHY! If something is catchy and said over and over, and you STILL don't get it, you're STUPID!!!
#1254
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⚐ Report//Shirley, who recently got a haircut, walks into Math Phys Kamal: Hey, Shirley got a haircut! Shirley: Actually, I was hit by a train. Mikey: Whoa, really?!? Wait, you got hit by a train?! Actually, that's highly improbable. [...]
#1250
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⚐ Report//Part of an email over holiday break from Dr. Simel (after talking about 'climate disruption' and the blizzard)... "Now, I don't know 'bout no 'climate disruption', but I'm thinkin' that wearing our flannel p.j. inside-out on Friday night is the real cause of this "disruption". Again, I don't know....but I'm just saying......."
#1247
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⚐ Report//Jacob has this in his Gmail status Duval: e-mail SRP paper. Schafer: decision pending. Smith: guys, let's just enjoy the break?
#1246
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⚐ Report// Email from Ms. Gross during the blizzard of 2009 Hello class! I hope you've been enjoying the weather--I have made too many snow angels to count and am in complete sugar-shock from too much hot cocoa. Here's the deal--please get me your papers as soon as you are able. I would really like to be able to grade them over break, and I'm sure you already have them completed, so why not just hand them in? Please email me your final papers as well as your four profiles. I can always look up the article online, but I would like the column analyses so that I can refer back to them as I read your papers. You may attach them as just one file, or as five separate ones--the format is up to you. This will save all of you who never seem to have time to print before class anyway! It's better this way--hard copies are sooooo Puritan!
#1245
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⚐ Report//Preparing to watch a film on Ghengis Khan Mogge: "Pay attention to the Khan. I, on the other hand, will be watching out for Ghengis Khan's mother...I have a thing for her."