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26

Feb. 16, 2024, 11:07 a.m.

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Jerry Song: These holes are so small Jerry: Shut up! Jerry: Don't you dare

#13084

511

Feb. 16, 2024, 9:50 a.m.

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Will: A is average Will: B is below average, and you should be tarred and feathered and hung for your crimes against humanity.

#13083

44

Feb. 16, 2024, 8:04 a.m.

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Student: We are truly in late-stage capitalism if students are scamming their parents to go to the school play.

#13082

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Students: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?

#13081

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.

#13080

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Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex

#13079

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Uriel: Where's my woman singing in Italian?

#13078

24

Feb. 15, 2024, 2:29 p.m.

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// Scioly Detector Building, where you find the concentration of a salt solution with a device you built Jerry Song: Didn't Sophia use her tongue?

#13074

59

Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#13073

57

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:39 a.m.

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Sahu: If I punch you with a boxing glove, I'd punch you really hard Sahu: But if I punch you bare-knuckled, I'd restrain myself so I don't break my hand