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⚐ ReportPhilip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...
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⚐ ReportDaniel: Can I watch you rip your pants off again? Henok: Only the first time's free.
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⚐ ReportJulia: Wait, what is Mitt in Mitt Romney short for? Mittens? Mittington? Xixi: Yes, that's what all the candidate's names are like. You know, "Mittens" Romney, "Ru" Paul, "Newtella" Gingrich.
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⚐ Report//Before the tornado drill, Rose had been looking for where we go; Donaldson walks in. Donaldson: Hey, do you have that list of where we need to go? Rose: Yes, I actually just had it up. For once I am not clueless!
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⚐ Report//Amy is looking at google maps for Wallops background info. Amy: Which direction is Wallops? Jack: It doesn't matter, because there is only One Direction.
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⚐ Report//In Software Design Hammond: You can actually get Puzzlepalooza shirts that are in different sizes than the ones specified on the sheet, we just didn't think about putting it on. Hammond: Just write it in for the size. James S.: So you don't have to wear pants!
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⚐ ReportPatrick: Can you think of anything stupid I've said? //Elizabeth laughs. Patrick: No laughing!
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⚐ ReportJacob: I've found that I don't need to tell jokes myself for everyone to hear them anymore. See what you do is, you tell the joke to Patrick, and he immediately goes about the room telling it to everyone. I suck at delivery anyways.
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⚐ Report//Patrick Shan walks into band Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! //later Ivan: Hi Patricks! Patrick Washington: You're not a Patrick! Loser!