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#3917
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⚐ Report//Stein and Schafer are arguing about foot-pounds again. Stein: We teach math in this vacuum in which we don't give a sh*t one way or another.
#3916
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⚐ Report//Class is taking a safety test together with scantrons, and have already completed 8 problems Viju: WAIT! I have problem. Schafer: ??? Viju: I don't have a scantron. Schafer: It took you 8 questions to realize that?
#3915
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⚐ Report//During Software Design Fowler: You have to think about what type of person is going to use your project: if it's other high school students... people bored at work... people who want to cheat on their wives...
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⚐ Report//Ostrander walks into Software Design to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Ostrander: Can I steal the sexiest man alive?
#3913
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⚐ Report//Ostrander walks in to MathPhys to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Schafer: But you're robbing him of a learning experience! Ostrander: He doesn't need to learn anymore.
#3912
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⚐ Report//Going to POE for the first time Patrick Shan: This class is going to be loafity loaf loaf. Kaluta: Alright guys! Take out a paper and pencil, we're taking notes today!
#3911
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⚐ Report//Student comes in during Pd. 6 NSL Student: Mr. Swaney, I have the stuff. Swaney: Don't talk about drugs in school!
#3910
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⚐ Report//Overheard while walking through the gym hallway: Random Loud Voice: AND SOLD,TO THE MAN WITH THE CRABS IN HIS PANTS!
#3909
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⚐ Report//In period 9 POE, first day. Evan and several others: It's a Mag Geo reunion! Jacob: But, wait, where's Jyotiroop? //realizes Das isn't in the class Jacob: Noooooo! I want my Das!
#3908
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⚐ Report//In Pundzak's class, discussing instances of being judged based on appearances. Jacob: I'm often objectified by women because of my sex appeal. I always have to be like; "Ladies! My eyes are up here!"