#12248

77

Oct. 4, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I don’t like when teachers say “we will be taking a test” because *I’m* not taking the test, you are!

#12247

-410

Oct. 4, 2023, 2:19 p.m.

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Bannister: There was a recent hate incident at the school. There was a video of students doing the nazi salute outside of the school. Student: What is the nazi salute? Bannister: I don't even know it. //Bannister proceeds to do a nazi salute.

#12245

99

Oct. 4, 2023, 12:40 p.m.

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// Talking about seaweed Glenn: It's a conspiracy by Big Science to make it not a plant.

#12244

66

Oct. 4, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about water Glenn: I like it cold. Glenn: I like the pain of it going down my throat.

#12243

113

Oct. 4, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader

#12240

1521

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.

#12239

55

Oct. 3, 2023, 8:45 p.m.

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Rose: The Law of Ones states that if you have a nice teacher, (x - 1) and (x + 1) will be factors Also Rose: *gives an equation where (x - 1) and (x + 1) are not factors*

#12238

77

Oct. 3, 2023, 12:17 p.m.

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// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.

#12237

1010

Oct. 3, 2023, 11:53 a.m.

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Woodward: MCPS thinks this is a naughty picture for some reason

#12235

1010

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Delaney: Uhhhh lymph nodes...they're like Baltimore. Delaney: Has anyone been in Baltimore, on purpose before?