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⚐ ReportSchafer: I had a sandwich for lunch today, it was so bussin'. I even added some sauce for more rizz *After comments on the blairbashability of that quote* Schafer: Get off of blairbash, it isn't good for you
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⚐ Report//explaining natural numbers to a hypothetical alien who can do Fitch-style proofs really well Rose: This is like if you try to teach a board game to a really smart person. Rose: You start explaining it, and very quickly they get annoyed, and say "stop trying to explain it! Just tell me all the rules."
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⚐ ReportRose: What are you boys doing on a laptop? Alexei: Rose. ... We're watching your lectures. Rose: During my class? *closes Alexei's laptop* That's too much of me.
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⚐ ReportLosekamp: My nephew fought tooth-and-nail to not get a haircut. They could never cut his head -- I mean, cut his hair-- Diego: --because he knew they would cut his head.
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Stop talking. Dylan: I don't know how! O'Donovan: I can go get some duct tape...
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⚐ ReportDylan: You should put Skipper *in* me? Shron: You hear what you want to hear...
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "Fen... Fan... Fent... Fenta... Can't take it if you can't spell it!" Smolen: "...Fanta! Fanta voting. Let's call it a day."
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⚐ Report// innovation lesson Kirk: Mr. Rose, they’re making us breathe instead of do math Rose: i would just breathe faster.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: What's it called when men can't get an erection? Student: Erectile dysfunction? Delaney: No, like the medication you take. Student: Oh, viagra? Delaney: Right, viagra!