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#11715

44

March 28, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Josh: I think only Sauron would have the resources necessary to enrich uranium.

Plot twist: The Silmarillion reveals a uranium-like metal that makes people around it sick and die of radiation poisoning

tolkien, josh

#11714

2323

March 28, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Sahu: "Yes, but I am already paying them, like, 10 cents more than minimum wage. I am already very generous here."

P1 ADSB, in a lecture about pipelines. We were using a washing machine startup as an analogy.

adsb, sahu

#11713

77

March 27, 2023, 1:18 p.m.

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Armand, to Will: The last person I want with his hands on my computer is you. Will: Wait, why? Armand: You're very smart, but very malicious at times. Will: I'm *always* malicious.

#11712

1515

March 27, 2023, 11:07 a.m.

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Sahu: As a CEO, I am just out of touch with reality

#11711

57

March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?

#11710

1111

March 21, 2023, 5:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: We go back to a tried-and-true method. We cheat, by guessing things.

#11709

77

March 21, 2023, 2:01 p.m.

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// SRP p8 is being loud Bosse: Is there anything I can do to make you guys quieter? Andy: Tape! Bosse: ...I can do that.

#11708

77

March 21, 2023, 1:52 p.m.

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Delaney: shnork shnacks

(he meant to say “no ‘shnacks’ in the dorm rooms”)

delaney, snacks

#11707

1414

March 21, 2023, 1:45 p.m.

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Delaney: Yes. Slay. Right.

#11706

99

March 21, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Delaney: I’m super thick! Delaney: Why are you laughing at me? It’s like you’re questioning how thick I am!