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77

Feb. 1, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Foster: Do any of you guys player splatoon? Foster: I can guarantee he will destroy you guys. Foster: He’s ranked in the world. Number 10!

#11488

77

Feb. 1, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Schwartz: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Schwartz: Nothing! You can’t cross a scalar with a vector! Schwartz: You can do anything students, except cross scalars with vectors!

#11487

44

Jan. 31, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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Bramble: Of course, the best part about this image is the fashion statement I’m making with these jean shorts. Zoe: Mr. Bramble, I think they’re called jorts. Bramble: With such a cool name, does that make them cool to wear? Zoe: It depends who’s wearing them.

#11486

66

Jan. 31, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Hui: Stealing from science bowl is always the morally correct decision.

#11485

1313

Jan. 31, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: One year I did have a kid who [jumped out the window]. He was like that—I said “most people wouldn’t jump out the window” so he went *shwoop* Kaluta: He didn’t graduate.

#11484

1414

Jan. 31, 2023, 12:47 p.m.

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Cirincione: Americans love their hero stories. Often they have a single protagonist, often only the protagonist because they're "fated to be." For example, Harry Potter is the hero because at the beginning of the story he just *was.*

#11483

1315

Jan. 31, 2023, 12:08 p.m.

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Andy: Ms. Smolen, if Ricky and Victor got into a fight, who do you think would win? Smolen: Victor. Smolen: Ricky, Victor could just sit on you.

#11482

1012

Jan. 31, 2023, 8:57 a.m.

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Raunak: There are many things among it. Schafer: Did you say among us?

#11481

913

Jan. 31, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Talking about communism Gibb: We're going to be a communist class. Grades will be redistributed. Everyone will get a C. Gibb: C stands for communism.

#11480

913

Jan. 31, 2023, 8:41 a.m.

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Discussing nationalism Gibb: The only time the US is nationalist is when someone knocks down our Twin Towers Gibb: or during the Olympics. U-S-A! U-S-A! Gibb: or during the Women's World Cup.