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#11383

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Jan. 4, 2023, 8:47 p.m.

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//during english class fox: ok smurfs, now let's talk about colons literally everyone: what

#11382

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here are three examples I like to do. And by me, I mean you.

#11381

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Can you agree that PIP^(-1) is I? I is PIP^(-1)? I am PIP^(-1)? Stephen: pip install joke

#11380

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: A week ago, it was eight degrees outside, and now it's too warm. Schwartz: You guys have to survive on this planet 20 years longer than me, and I'm already in trouble. Schwartz: Good luck!

Hahahaha, suckers! // mod note: schwartz literally embodies the "this is fine" meme because apparently, he's ok with 80 degree temperature in his house during the summer

future, climatechange, schwartz

#11379

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

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Isak: How is the universe bigger than it is old?

Size of the observable universe: 93 billion light-years. Age of the universe: 13.7 billion years //mod note: because the expansion of space itself is not bound by the speed of light

isak

#11378

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:45 p.m.

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In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?

#11377

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:41 p.m.

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Mr Seat: In Japan, Christmas Eve is a time for couples to go out and have a fancy dinner. Violet: Awwww Mr Seat: New Years is a time to eat a lot of Kentucky Fried Chicken Violet: ...Awwww

#11376

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Jan. 4, 2023, 4:35 p.m.

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Jerry Song: World? What's that? Jerry: I wouldn't touch it if it was the last thing in the world! *Jerry proceeds to break down afterwards*

#11375

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Jan. 4, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Street: It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't necessarily been real fun. Street: and that's why I'll see you all later.

street's last words *salutes* 🫡 o7

street

#11374

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Jan. 4, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Rose: I’m like in the top 0.1% of math teachers and I’m still kinda dumb. Patrick: Mr. Rose I believe you’re in the top 0.1% of humblest teachers too