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⚐ ReportLodal: German words are such good words for naming things Lodal: it makes them seem important even when they aren't
#12254
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⚐ ReportElliott: You know that trip, they pay for Jews to go to Israel for ten days? Elliott: I applied for that, even though I'm not Jewish Elliott: I got rejected
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⚐ ReportJames Attis: but zero isn't a positive number Lodal: you're so technically correct it hurts
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⚐ Report//Innovation about PSAT day, advising students to eat a good breakfast Rose: There's no picture for breakfast. That's sad. //Rose advances the slide; a picture of breakfast pops up Rose: Oh! I spoke too soon! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
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⚐ ReportRose, to Chikara: Sometimes, you'll just want to put on headphones, and get really focused, and do the entire packet [of Fitch-style proofs] all over again, listening to some heavy metal, maybe.
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⚐ ReportSeat: I don’t like when teachers say “we will be taking a test” because *I’m* not taking the test, you are!
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⚐ ReportBannister: There was a recent hate incident at the school. There was a video of students doing the nazi salute outside of the school. Student: What is the nazi salute? Bannister: I don't even know it. //Bannister proceeds to do a nazi salute.
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⚐ Report// Talking about seaweed Glenn: It's a conspiracy by Big Science to make it not a plant.
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⚐ Report// Talking about water Glenn: I like it cold. Glenn: I like the pain of it going down my throat.