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⚐ ReportNathan Gehl: How many points is the last assignment worth? Bosse: Are you trying to see if you need to do it or not? Nathan: Uhhhh...noooo?
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⚐ Report// Jerry ends up printing the wrong permission sheet Jerry Song: I lost the 50/50.
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⚐ Report//showing the derivation of a formula in quantum Schafer: what do we do now? someone: e it up Schafer: YES! I’m glad you called it by the correct name. Andy and Jerry: *confused looks * Schafer: We don’t exponentiate both sides, we e it up! Andy: Must be a Kirk thing. Schafer: No, it’s a me thing! From back when I got to teach math here.
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⚐ ReportRose: I felt bad giving a test to the sophomores today. Everybody is 20% dumber than they usually are.
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⚐ Report// Talking about Malcolm in Macbeth and his "cistern of lust" Anderson: I want to sleep with all of the women of Scotland. Anderson: Your wives, your mothers, your daughters, even your grandmothers // Later Anderson: Don't worry, there will be plenty of women.
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⚐ ReportColby: There is this movie called Macbeth: The Comedy. It is about a power-hungry lesbian couple and flamboyantly lesbian Weïrd Sisters. Anderson: I'm in. Can we stream that right now?
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⚐ ReportStelzner: You've probably wondered why we haven't gone over much poetry at all for all of English class so far. Jerry Song: Said nobody ever.
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⚐ Report// Currently there's a ton of smog due to wildfires O'Donovan: The one good thing about this is that we don't have a fire drill today.
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⚐ Report//ASL 3rd pd. Talking about family and sibling/cousin marriage comes up for some reason. Taylor-El: Maybe in other states. Not in this state.