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#6047

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Oct. 5, 2016, 7:45 p.m.

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//Pham enters Period 7 R&E with a book in his hand that was written in Korean Pham: I dunno whether this novel or not... Street: *chuckles* Novel or not! That's like pregnancy...either you are pregnant or you're not!

#6046

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Oct. 4, 2016, 10:23 a.m.

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// Duval is talking about an assignment Luke: (Interrupting, waving arms wildly) WHO ROBBED ME?! Duval: Could you elaborate on this thievery? Luke: I had some money and a debit card in my phone case and it's gone. Fucheng: Look, it's right there on the ground. Haydn: (Waving arms around and imitating the Luke voice) THE GROUND ROBBED HIM!!! Duval: Good thing Detective Fucheng was on the case.

#6044

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Oct. 1, 2016, 6:40 p.m.

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//at hackUMBC //volunteer comes in and asks who did not get enough food saying that they will get pizza Volunteer: Who only got bread rolls? //notes down names Brian: All i got was pasta and the worst chicken ever Volunteer: Well that's fine, some people literally only got 6 bread rolls. Tyler: What if they only wanted bread rolls? //Volunteer just walks away silently

#6043

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Sept. 30, 2016, 12:49 a.m.

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// People are sarcastically making broad existential statements before class Ryan: What is the meaning of life? Stav: TO KICK ASS!!! Ryan: Exactly! Finally, there's someone else who shares my positive outlook on life! Stav: You know, I was quoting you there. Ryan: Oohh. Stav: From like, this morning. Ryan: Sounded familiar.

#6041

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Sept. 26, 2016, 4:26 p.m.

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//Rose's logic class is getting restless at the end of the period but he's still trying to teach Rose (singing): Ninth period seniors, one foot out the door... One step closer to DEATH!

#6040

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Sept. 23, 2016, 5:33 p.m.

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Talking about lives at home... during precalc Shreeya: haha lol Blair Bash is basically all I did in like 7th grade! Schwartz overhears conversation and begins chuckling Schwartz: How did you even know about it then? Karen: umm...Takoma Shreeya: and I have a sad life... Schwartz: ah I see. That place is interesting. A bit too interesting.

#6039

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Sept. 23, 2016, 5:24 p.m.

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//Discussing types of saws in R&E Student: Which one is bigger, compass or keyhole? Street: ...yes

#6038

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Sept. 23, 2016, 5:21 p.m.

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//Discussing set builder notation in precalc Schwartz: Done! I checked all the subsets! Student: Gotta check 'em all!

#6037

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Sept. 23, 2016, 9 a.m.

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Whitacre: "Who here has ever been lost?" *People raise hands* Whitacre: "Did anyone not make it back?" *Eric Shen slowly raises his hand* Eric: "I think I got lost at Costco"

#6036

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Sept. 22, 2016, 3:09 p.m.

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Lodal: OK We have some free time and I have something tangentially related to class to show you. Lodal: I mean, anything can kinda be related to Earth Science if you try hard enough. *Lodal plays CGP Grey video about plague in the New World* Lodal: They're on Earth, right?